Scarlet Letters: The Joy of Handymen

<body background="graphics/background.gif" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" text="#000000" link="#990000" vlink="#666666" alink="#FFFFFF"> <p><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="724"> <tr> <td width="488"><font face="Georgia" size="2"><table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2" width="468"> <tr> <td align="LEFT" width="1" rowspan="3" valign="BOTTOM"><font face="Georgia" size="2" color="#CCCCCC">..</font></td> <td align="CENTER" valign="MIDDLE"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="440"> <tr> <td align="CENTER" valign="TOP"><b><font face="Georgia" size="5"><img src="graphics/onthedottedline.gif"></font></b></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="LEFT"><b><font face="Georgia">The Joy of Handymen</font></b></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="RIGHT"><b><font face="Georgia"><a href="bios_m2z.shtml#Robertson" title="click for author info">Cate Robertson </a></font></b></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="CENTER"><b><font face="Georgia" size="5"><img src="graphics/onthedottedline.gif"></font></b></td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="CENTER" valign="MIDDLE"><font face="Georgia" size="2"><table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="2"> <tr> <td align="LEFT" valign="TOP"> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">If youve been looking for a good handyman, you know theyre difficult to find. As Ive been employing handymen quite successfully for several years, I have a few observations to share, which might help you, as a hopeful employer, to identify and secure the good ones. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">First impressions are very important. Youre looking for qualities of character and personality that resonate with you. Go with your gut feelings here. A good handyman displays a gentlemanly exterior while simultaneously exuding an unmistakable air, as palpable and as electrifying as an odor of unrestrained animalism. Generally, a handyman should be cheerful, generous, and obliging, willing to do any work you want, when and where you want it. His practical knowledge should be wide and deep. For example, he should understand the ins and outs of male and female plugs, he must be able to manipulate stop-cocks and ball-joints, and he should be able to find a grease nipple with his eyes closed. His broad array of skills should be complemented by outstanding endurance: a good handyman must be able to pound, hammer, and screw all day, and, if need be, all night long. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">Once you have determined that his character is agreeable, check out your prospective handymans tool belt. Made of thick leather with plenty of buckles, rings, and riveted straps, it should be slung low about his hips and hang heavy with the tools of his trade. It will sway seductively when he walks, suggesting the heft and swing of that special tool that he keeps sheathed just out of sight. When he reaches overhead, the tool belt should drag his jeans lower to expose his lovely flat belly, with its hairline from the navel disappearing under the neat white waistband of his athletic shorts. Your fingers should always itch to trace that tempting hairline to the tangle of brushy roots and warm, tumescent flesh deep below that waistband. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">If the tool belt area meets your expectations, examine his face. A good handyman is usually remarkably handsome in a rough-and-ready way, with eyes that twinkle mischievously. Be careful: his eyes can ignite you prematurely. His smile should be unmistakably wicked. Good handymen have wicked smiles because they always understand exactly what you want even before you tell them, and they always want to give it to you. His lips should look so soft that you cant wait to feel them on your body, and as for his stubble -- or, if hes really good, his beard -- you may get damp just thinking about how he might use that. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">Once youre onto a good handyman, give him a trial assignment. Its usually not difficult to interest him in a little employment. All you have to do is walk towards him in an untied robe. Once he glimpses your nakedness, youve got his undivided attention because hes always looking for a chance to use his tools. Hell smile knowingly to signal his compliance. He wont do a rush job, unless thats what you want. Hell ease your robe off one shoulder. Hell take your wrist and pull you to him. Youll feel his mouth slow and wet on your neck, his hands rough on your breasts, his tools cold and hard against your ass. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">The hands of a good handyman deserve special note. Theyre large and powerful, with hard, dry, callused palms. These work-worn hands are surprisingly deft at manipulating your flesh until youre as warm and pliable as putty. With his rough thumb and two fingers, a handyman can pinch and pull your soft nipples into hard, aching peaks in just a few maddening seconds. Hell want to slick his thick but nimble fingers on your tongue before he proceeds to work on your interior, and you may find that sucking those salty digits whets your appetite for something more substantial. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">His digital dexterity is astonishing. Even when youre standing back on to him, hell push his big thumb against your clit and his slippery middle finger into your cleft, and when he begins to clench your pussy in that wide, warm palm of his while his other hand kneads your breasts, he can generate waves of heat that will prickle and boil up through your writhing ass and explode in stars across the black roof of your skull. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">Half the fun of employing a handyman is playing with his tools. Give yourself lots of time to expose and examine them. If you start by unbuttoning his plaid shirt and pushing it off over those beefy shoulders, youll have to pause to admire the way his biceps strain the sleeves of the T-shirt. You may not be able to resist lipping those hard nipples of his through the thin fabric. When you peel off the t-shirt, you can push your face and hands into his chest and inhale mingled scents of sweat and deodorant. You can rub your breasts all over the soft, tickly mat of hair on his chest and belly. Finally, you can tug slow and hard at the heavy buckle of his tool belt until it slackens and drops to his feet. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">At this point he should be more than ready for you to take out that most interesting and enjoyable tool of all. Unzip his jeans and draw them down, sliding your fingers over his brawny thighs. Under his shorts, his cock will be thick and rigid against his belly, with that rosy tip peeking coyly above the waistband. When you lift the waistband and pull the shorts down, the cock will spring free with thrilling vitality and power, protruding eagerly from the hefty, wrinkled sac suspended beneath it. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">The cocks rampant yearning for you is so charmingly obvious that youll just want to kiss and lick it all over, and indeed, even though its already long and stiff, it must be properly primed for use. Always prime a handymans cock by applying copious amounts of moisture with your tongue and spreading it generously over the silky shaft and spongy head with your fingers and lips. This will make it rock-hard and slippery enough for the requirements of the job.</font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">At this point, you have a number of choices, keeping in mind that your aim is to fuck yourself on the handymans cock. You can have him stand or lie down. If he stands, you can grip his muscular torso with your thighs, and hell have to support you by digging his big fingers into your ass. If he lies down, you can straddle him and watch his eyes roll back in his head as you slip down over him. Whichever position you choose, hell be happy. Hell groan with delight as your breasts flatten into his chest. Hell breathe fast and heavy as you whack your hips down on him, forcing the cock to perform to its maximum. Handymen love to test the limits of their cocks, to see how far they can penetrate and for how long. Theyre so accustomed to doing everything for women that they just love a woman to do it to them for once. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">But be warned: eventually, handymen get tired of letting a woman fuck them. Its just a novelty for them, really. Without asking, without warning, they will reclaim the upper hand, because theyll want to get down to some serious work on you, and they know they can always do the job better their way. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">Even if you think hes wrong about this, a handyman knows what hes doing. You may not realize this right away, as he manipulates you onto all fours. But after he grasps your buttocks in each of his strong hands and draws them apart so that you feel like youve been split in two and youre spread wide, writhing and grinding as the cold air slips in, straining and dripping, going mad waiting for his cock, begging him to fuck you, youll know that hes doing it just right. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">While he loves to see you so eagerly anticipating his performance, hell never move too soon. Hell always do a complete manual and oral prep of the work area, and hell never balk at putting his fingers into narrow openings or his face into tight places. First, hell make your pussy hot and pliable with his fingers, encouraging your juices to flow freely and gently mashing your tissues to a slippery pulp. Hell use his tongue not only as a broad, soft paddle to lap the entire area but also as a fine brush, darting and flicking into your folds and crevices, ensuring that youre slick enough to take the repeated pounding that will be ensue. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">If your handyman sports a beard or stubble, vigorous contact between your tender flesh and his bristly jaw may produce scraping and burning sensations, which, though mildly painful, are nevertheless delightful and will leave you gasping and trembling for more. He may also tense his tongue into a stiff spear and penetrate you repeatedly, with a force and mobility so astonishing you may cry out. Hes simply exploring you thoroughly to make sure your cleft is ready. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">Compared to a finger or a tongue, the cock is, after all, a hugely invasive instrument, and its important for the handyman to be able to wield such a large tool freely in that narrow space. As he approaches you from behind, youll feel his thighs press hairy and hard against yours and youll feel the head of the cock butt into your cleft, still spread wide beneath his fingers. Your hips will grind and your interior muscles will pulsate as you strain to draw it inside, and your slick vaginal walls will stretch to accommodate its bulk as he sinks into you. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">When he starts to move, it will feel so good that youll beg him to shove his cock in and yank it out to its full length repeatedly, with increasing force, heat, and acceleration. Since, in this kind of job, the handyman achieves maximum penetration of the cock through maximum impact with your ass, hell grip your upper thighs, digging his hard nails into your flesh and sawing your hips roughly forwards and backwards against his in time with his thrusts, thereby adding incalculably to your own agonizing delight. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">At this critical phase of the job, a thorough handyman will never neglect your pussy. He, of all men, understands the crucial importance of a well-maintained pussy. Hell massage it with gradually increasing vigor, making it ever hotter and greasier as he slams you from behind. Hell distinguish himself as one of the best if he verbally describes what hes doing to you in filthy terms, gasping into your ear words that will increase both your temperature and your passion to levels you never thought possible. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">As you respond to his onslaught, youll groan and cry aloud because youll feel extreme tension to the point of breaking. Youll be coiled like a contracted spring in his hands, and just when you think youre about to burst, you will, in a body-wracking series of blissful convulsions that will make your hips writhe uncontrollably as you almost black out in wave after wave of mind-blowing ecstasy. This is a sign to the handyman that you are satisfied with his performance. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">The final phase requires extreme exertion on his part, and you may feel sweat dripping hot on your back and hear his labored, rasping breaths. You may need to brace yourself against his assault by stiffening your arms and arching your back to receive the cock repeatedly and to enable it to reach the limits of its performance inside you. Youll know when this happens: hell serve you several punishing thrusts that decelerate in speed as they maximize in force. These climactic shoves will be followed by small, sweet convulsions of his cock inside you, at which point the handyman will collapse with you, shuddering and groaning, and youll both lie together in a pleasantly hot and exhausted heap, your mingled limbs streaming with sweat and trembling with aftershocks. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">Once he has demonstrated that he can perform to your satisfaction, feel free to offer him more jobs in the future. No doubt youll have lots of ideas for future work, but do make sure you welcome his suggestions. His output can only improve when you give creativity free rein. </font></p> <p><font face="Georgia" size="2">I hope this brief guide will help you in spotting and securing good handymen. They may be hard to find, but when they know youre an employer who is not hard to satisfy, theyll seek you out eagerly. All you have to do is keep them coming. </font></td> </tr> </table> </font></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="CENTER"><b><font face="Georgia" size="5"><img src="graphics/onthedottedline.gif"></font></b></td> </tr> </table> </font></td> <td align="CENTER" valign="TOP" width="226">  </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="488"><font face="Georgia" size="2"><table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2" width="474"> <tr> <td align="LEFT" width="8"><font face="Georgia" size="2" color="#CCCCCC">..</font></td> <td align="CENTER">  </td> </tr> </table> </font></td> <td align="CENTER" width="226"></td> </tr> </table> </p> </body>