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When I was in the 5th grade, a kid told me that it was impossible
for me to cough and pass gas (fart, if you're nasty... or an 11
year-old boy and if you are an 11 year-old boy shouldn't you really
be over at scarleteen.com?) at the same time and that if by some weird reason I did happen
to do such a thing, I would explode. So, what happens if at the
moment of climax you are struck by uncontrollable laughter? Chris
Bridges' Giggling Into the Pillow pushes you to do exactly that with what is not only a particularly
funny collection of stories, parodies, and articles about sex
but is also the most honest erotica I've read.
Giggling Into the Pillow highlights what happens in sexual relationships once you know
each other. This isn't a Red Shoe Diary filled with stories of
strangers meeting in exotic locations and letting their bodies
do the talking. I'm sure there's a lot of sex going on in the
world that is crammed with ripped bodices and heaving chests and
knowing glances between silent partners engaging in passionate,
romantic, lustful lovemaking. I may have even experienced it once
or twice. More often than not, however, included in my once very
active love life are conversations about who would go to the sex
shop to get more lube and why I would thrust harder when called
"Daddy" and why I was sticking my tongue there and whether or
not we should lie on our sex diary for the condom study.
This is the eroticism of committed relationships between normal
folks. Bridges gets that and he understands that it can be hot.
The tongue in cheek how-to and self-help manuals are amusing and
the parodies, Ask Miss Dildo and Jim Jackson, Clitoris Hunter being the standouts, are often inspired. The strongest parts
of the collection, however, are the short stories that feel true
even if they aren't. They feel right even if the situation is
so very wrong. These are the stories I could believe happen behind
the closed doors of my neighbors' apartments.
The book gets off to a great start with Found: One Dildo. What would you do if there was a synthetic male member in the
middle of the road? Bridges' results make you hope to be in that
very situation. Sex au Jus and Happy Fucking Easter are noteworthy because they are both incredibly sexy and incredibly
hilarious. Au Jus presents us with an absurd situation that becomes a wonderfully
erotic dance. Fucking Easter is a mundane situation that anyone with children can relate to
and yet it, too, becomes a mischievous and wonderful sexual encounter.
My own personal favorite is Self-Paced Course. Odd that, considering that it may be closest to traditional
erotica. The climactic sexual encounter is nearly an adulterous
one except that both parties are completely clothed and you can't
really cheat on someone by going down on a rubber vagina can you?
Perhaps that is too weighty a question to be raised in this situation.
What I do know is that both my libido and my funny bone were aroused
and I think that's exactly what Chris Bridges hoped for. |